Haven’t blogged for a while but this is too good to pass up.

So, the LEO is conducting some sort of poll. I voted for someone when I realized their submission algorithm.

When you answer a question, in this case, if you had one question to ask Mitch McConnel what would it be, results that started with the same characters as yours that have previously been submitted are suggested to make your choice easy.

So, this is a copy of the list that people actually want to ask Senator Mitch McConnel.

I’ve bolded the really good questions.

Enjoy.

  • Why do you suck?
  • do you consider yourself politically savvy or jsut an asshole?
  • How do you still have your job?
  • Why do you hate the American people so much?
  • Do you truly not care about the people in our country?
  • Why don’t you go home to stay?
  • Why don’t you care about the elderly and children?
  • Do you use botox?
  • why do you suck
  • Why do you hate America?
  • How do you like being Obama’s Bitch
  • How do you decorate a closet with a beard?
  • How do sleep at night?
  • How do you sleep at night?
  • Why does it hurt when I pee?
  • What do you do in Washington?
  • Why are you such a douche?
  • Why don’t you lead the republicans in a stronger campaign against overspending?
  • Where do you hide your horns?
  • Why do you never show your teeth?
  • Why are you such a douchebag?
  • Why? To everything you do – WHY?
  • Why do you look like jar jar binx
  • why are you a douche
  • do you have false teeth?
  • Do the other turtles know you escaped?
  • How do like being a modern interpretation of a Jim Henson creation?
  • Don’t you think Elaine needs you more around the house?
  • Why don’t you have a soul?
  • Do your parents also look like turtles?
  • do you ever not lie?
  • Don’t you think it’s about time?
  • when do you retire?
  • Why do you look like a turtle?
  • Do you like making the middle class and poor bend over and take it?
  • Why don’t you just TRY not being a dick for once?
  • Why don’t you retire?
  • Do you actually care for anyone besides yourself?
  • Do you really believe that you speak for the people?
  • do you even care?
  • How do you look in the mirror and not want to punch yourself in the face?
  • Why do you look like the villain from Hannibal?
  • What do you have against a black man being President?
  • Do you realize how much you look like Major Frank Burns from MASH?
  • do you consider yourself politically savvy or just an asshole?
  • what does a gallon of milk cost at kroger?
  • why don’t you die already, Methuselah?
  • Why would you let the US credit rating be downgraded because of your job.
  • Do you have any shame?
  • Why do you hate poor pepole
  • Do you realize that two-thirds of your neighbors regularly vote against you? Isn’t that a clue?
  • What are you going to do in your next career?
  • why do you care more about hurting Obama than helping our country?
  • Why don’t you vote to help the American people, instead of just trying to get rid of Obama?
  • Why do hate KY?
  • How do you sleep peacefully at night?
  • why don’t you simplify tax code and eliminate loopholes?
  • Why do you hate
  • How do you live with yourself?
  • Why don’t you support term limits?
  • Why does your neck look like a vagina?
  • do you donate all of your salary to charity like john yarmuth?
  • HOW DOES MONEY EQUAL SPEECH? WHO’S THE VOICE OF THE POOR PEOPLE?
  • Why don’t you leave?
  • How do you hold your head up in public?
  • Why don’t you get out of politics. You have been in office waybtoo long!
  • why don’t you quit politics?
  • Don’t you need a back brace? You have no spine?
  • Do you know how to compromise?
  • why do you embarrass kentucky so?
  • If you hadn’t run for Congress, what do you think you’d be doing today?
  • Why do you hate the arts?
  • who do you think you are?
  • How is your Basset hound doing?
  • Do you really believe what you are saying or do you just think it will get you re-elected?
  • please stay and get r done
  • Why do you suck so bad?
  • Are you Howdy Doody’s son?
  • how much do you pay for healthcare?
  • Why do you look like an old lesbian?
  • going to actually do something to help the people of this state????
  • Do you realize that you look like a turtle?
  • Why do you always side with the rich against the rest of us?
  • Why do you not care about your constituents?
  • Why do you look so much like a turtle?
  • Why do you still live in the Highlands?
  • Why do you hate Obama and America?
  • Do you like your new job?
  • Who do you work for?